Sheriff

There's a new Sheriff in town, and he's not taking any guff

Car Acronyms:

ACURA: Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile

AMC: Another Major Catastrophe
AUDI: Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW: Born Moderately Wealthy

BUICK: Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET: Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

DODGE: Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere

EDSEL:Every Day Something Else Leaks
FIAT: Failed Italian Automotive Technology

FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily

GEO:Good Engineering Overlooked
GM: General Maintenance GMC: Garage Man's Companion

GTO: Gas, Tires, Oil
HONDA: Had One Never Did Again

HYUNDAI:Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
JEEP: Just Empty Every Pocket
MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MG:Money Guzzler
MGB:Might Go Backwards
MGF:Might Go Forward
MIATA:My Intention: Always To Accelerate
MOPAR:My Only Problems Are Repairs
MUSTANG: Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
OLDSMOBILE:Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equip.
PINTO: Put In Nickel To Operate

PLYMOUTH: Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood
PONTIAC:Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
PORSCHE:Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
SAAB: Sad Attempt At Beauty

SUBARU:Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
TOYOTA: The One You Ought To Avoid
TRIUMPH: This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!

VOLVO:Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW: Virtually Worthless

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